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(no subject) [Mar. 8th, 2007|04:21 am]
[Current Location |Home]
[I feel... | drunk]
[Tunes |Atreyu- Ain't Love Grand]

It sucks when it seems that you only know one person.
When you lose touch with everyone.
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(no subject) [Oct. 28th, 2006|03:56 am]
[info]phoner's Halloween party:

_burn_in_hell_ dressed as the love child of Dick Cheney and Susan Lucci.
_captaincrunk dressed as a raccoon.
_ninamazing dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley.
anatomyofacat dressed as a part-time software reinstaller.
anndisaster_ dressed as a resolution, though it looked more like a kicker for the Chargers.
betweenyourlegs dressed as Barney the dinosaur.
bob_28 dressed as a bottle of Ronzyljar.
captainslack dressed as Jennifer Garner, though it looked more like a pirate.
caribou420 dressed as a new superhero: Blue -streak.
chen_cherita dressed as the equator.
darksteppa dressed as a giant skeleton.
discoinmoscow dressed as Jerry Bruckheimer.
disposableman dressed as Nicole Richie.
dull_glitter dressed as Worf from "Star Trek", and it suited them disturbingly well.
emu_pain13 dressed as a mummy.
first_matemilla dressed as Gabrielle Reece's father.
haven204 dressed as a circulation.
identityforsale dressed as a pimp.
im_a_milf dressed as a rat, and it suited them all too well.
infiniteentropy dressed as a Leah's Publishing employee.
itskillingtwo dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley.
johnald didn't dress up, spoilsport.
k8e22 didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
kittenoftears dressed as a sub-adjunct sheet spreader.
last_dead_mouse dressed as the Delayed Power Ranger.
lbccitylights dressed as Dick Cheney.
lifeisbutasong dressed as a cigarette box.
lindisease dressed as Optimus Prime.
lordawesome dressed as something sympathetic, but what, specifically, you can't tell.
m3sm3riz3ds0uls dressed as a second baseman for the Giants.
mmm_kool_aid dressed as Franklin Pierce.
navi00 dressed as a character from Harry Potter and the Mermaid of Flame, though it looked more like a new superhero: Snow -wave.
next_to_nothing dressed as Master Shake.
ninja_turtles00 dressed as the Nasty Power Ranger.
ohnomono dressed as a character from "Shadow of a Doubt".
ohthatgrrrl dressed as Rutherford B. Hayes.
omnicient_duo dressed as a bottle of Malaleedine.
omnipresentsoul dressed as a large vortex.
papcut24 dressed as Gisele Bundchen.
peacetoyou420 dressed as a horse.
phoner dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Patricia.
phrail_phreak dressed as a 1970's disco child.
prsguitarist_42 dressed as Tom Cruise.
punkedoutpixie dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Crazy Pupil.
punkerspelunker dressed as Marilyn Manson.
rinlynn dressed as the Lord of ElmVillage.
shakeandshout dressed as a Level 1 sorcerer.
smiles_always dressed as a disturbing self-made character called "Snotty Cootiebrain".
somethingvague7 dressed as a quarterback for the Saints.
stabbedbyspoon dressed as a knight.
stealingsnow dressed as the Archbishop of Flunalmax.
strangled_heart dressed as the President of Germany.
the_dreamer1311 dressed as your sister.
thehuntedcat dressed as a 1970's disco child.
truth_parade gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as James Madison.
un_emo_kid dressed as your grandfather.
verlorenrivets dressed as a goblin.
weirdpup dressed as the Governor of Delaware.
wierdpup dressed as Lindsay Davenport riding a rat.
wizshan dressed as a reversible ground.
xtaylerocksx dressed as Catherine Zeta-Jones.
zlee didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.

Throw your own party at the Hallomeme!
Created with phpNonsense
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JEFFREY WON! [Oct. 18th, 2006|10:13 pm]

HowManyOfMe.com
LogoThere are:
0
people with my name
in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?

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Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bore [Sep. 24th, 2006|12:01 pm]
[I feel... | bored]

What Your Face Says

At first glance, people see you as strong willed and stubborn.

Overall, your true self is reserved and logical.

With friends, you seem logical, detached, and a bit manipulative.

In love, you seem mysterious and interesting.

In stressful situations, you seem cheerful and optimistic.
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(no subject) [Sep. 20th, 2006|11:07 am]
You Are An ENFP

The Inspirer

You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends.
You are also unconventional, irreverant, and unimpressed by authority and rules.
Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives.
You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're qutie the storyteller!

You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist.
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Hahaha [Sep. 18th, 2006|03:00 pm]
[I feel... | amused]

I actually heard the first bit of truth pertaining to the line

"Shakin like a dog shittin razorblades"

My neighbor's dog ate a box full of razorblades, even being an animal lover that made me crack up.
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It is time to have a little fun with Sarah Wilson... [Aug. 12th, 2006|07:07 am]
[I feel... |awake]

If you know Sarah, her cell phone number, and are up you should call her because I am playing phone tag and the bitch must go down!
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JEEEZE. [Aug. 3rd, 2006|12:00 am]
[I feel... | Blah]

Sorry to everyone.

My cell phone has been disconnected, due to lack of funding, so if I don't talk to you in awhile I am sorry.

If you really want to hang out with me I have the internet, or you can come by the apartment or my house.
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(no subject) [Aug. 1st, 2006|05:32 am]
[I feel... | relieved]

uhh my fucking god! I can't feel my head....or my body for that matter.
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(no subject) [Jul. 6th, 2006|11:19 pm]
[I feel... | excited]

T minus 42 minutes.
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It has been along time [Jun. 22nd, 2006|05:13 am]
I am drunk and I have drank a fifth once again.
So bottoms up and good night it is good to be back.
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(no subject) [Mar. 9th, 2006|03:31 pm]
[I feel... |determined]

I have an interview at Zao Island in 1 hour and 27 minutes, wish me luck!
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Do them! [Feb. 20th, 2006|11:34 am]
http://kevan.org/johari?name=Phoner


http://kevan.org/nohari?name=Phoner
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(no subject) [Dec. 12th, 2005|04:38 pm]
[I feel... | crushed]

January 12th

No Christmas,
No New Years,
No Job,
No appartment.

this really fucking hurts.
I don't even know what else to say aside from Happy Holidays.
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God I Am Pathetic. [Dec. 11th, 2005|08:21 pm]
[I feel... | depressed]
[Tunes |Soul Meets Body- Death Cab For Cutie]

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71 hours and 71 times later doesn't change the fact that I miss you.
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(no subject) [Nov. 29th, 2005|08:49 pm]
[I feel... | amused]

"President Bush said that he is going to pull out of Iraq. I wish his father would have pulled out of his mother so we could have avoided this whole mess."


Thank You, Thoesen...for the beautiful update.
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why? [Nov. 23rd, 2005|09:09 am]
[I feel... | stressed]

He's sleeping,
Matt's screaming,
Cricket's crying,
and I'm terrified.

BUT it did snow.
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(no subject) [Nov. 21st, 2005|06:48 pm]
[I feel... | curious]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want, either good or bad.
When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you.
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You know who you are. [Nov. 5th, 2005|08:51 pm]
[I feel... | nostalgic]
[Tunes |Trouble Breathing-Alkaline Trio]

I miss when we used to get drunk and sing Alkaline Trio together....and I would give almost anything to do that again.
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(no subject) [Oct. 26th, 2005|03:49 pm]
[I feel... | bored]

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. How have I affected you?
5. What do you think of me?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. Do you love me?
9. Do you have a crush on me?
10. Would you kiss me?
11. Would you hug me?
12. Physically, what stands out?
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
17. Am I loveable?
18. How long have you known me?
19. Describe me in one word.
20. What was your first impression?
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
22. What do you think my weakness is?
23. Do you think I'll get married?
24. What makes me happy?
25. What makes me sad?
26. What reminds you of me?
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
28. How well do you know me?
29. When's the last time you saw me?
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
32. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
33. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
34. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?
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